My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people






I’m crying.

LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning

"mr. owl"
"oh jesus christ"
"please don’t give me that look"
"please don’t fly"


That owl is 30000000% done

every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it

I would have loved to see his reaction if the owl had flown right back in the window.





Behind the Scenes of “All About That Bass” +

How are skinny girls supposed to feel love when your song is about loving only fat bodies?

I’m sorry, but how are fat girls supposed to feel when every advertisement, be it on television or in a magazine, when nearly every movie, shows only thin women? I am completely against body shaming, but the fact remains that there is very little positive representation for bigger girls. Thin women are considered the norm and are far more accepted and you see them everywhere you look in the media. So please, don’t take this the wrong way, but please just let me have a song that makes me, for once, feel good about my body.

ive also noticed that people always focus on one particular line of this song which apparently makes it “skinny shaming”


but nobody ever acknowledges the following lines?


the main theme of the song is giving love to larger women because larger women are so commonly shamed for their bodies, ignored by the media and generally given less love and acceptance than thinner women, but the song in its entirety is a message that all women are beautiful. People are failing to acknowledge that



If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.


— "FUCK THIS SHIT I'M GOING TO GO BONE MY GIRLFRIEND KATIE" -- The Hound of the Baskervilles, Sherlock S2E2

see guys sherlocks not gay we have proof 


— HEHEHE I'm on anon nowww! But I really love you so much. I was a bit…uh…tipsy. But you're very beautiful and I can't wait until we're married. :) ;) Love, Roger

Aww omfg ok this made my night



when you genuinely like and care for someone but can’t express it without being weird



tryna get into a farm like


— hey gurl i don't have a tumblr but i wanted to say i luv u and that you're smoking hot holla love roger

roger get the fuck off of katie’s tumblr and come back to bed 


— I'm not going to be here for a long time. ~S~


You know what, love? A lot of people die. 

Yes, death is inevitable. But you know what? Just because you’re going to die doesn’t mean you shouldn’t live. We all wish for a life we can’t have. A life of riches. A life of love. A life of whatever it is that we desire and sometimes that can’t happen because life is an unfair bitch. 

But what does killing yourself solve? Is it going to bring you riches? Is it going to bring you love? Is it going to bring you peace? There is no painless way to die. I am not a scientist but I can assure you that you WILL experience it all. You’ll experience your body going into shock. You’ll experience yourself screaming internally as your brain crave for oxygen and blood. You’ll feel it all. It’s not painless. It’s not fleeting. 

Even if you cut yourself, you’ll bleed out. These are the symptoms you’ll feel when you go into hypovolemic shock, a phenomenon when your heart can’t pump enough blood to the body.

If you lose enough blood, these are the complications you’ll face besides organ failure

  • Kidney damage
  • Brain damage
  • Gangrene of arms or legs, sometimes leading to amputation
  • Heart attack
  • Other organ damage
  • Death

If you try to overdose yourself, these are the symptoms you’ll feel

  • Problems with vital signs (temperature, pulse rate, respiratory rate, blood pressure) are possible and can be life threatening. Vital sign values can be increased, decreased, or completely absent.
  • Sleepiness, confusion, and coma are common and can be dangerous if the person breathes vomit into the lungs (aspirated).
  • Skin can be cool and sweaty, or hot and dry.
  • Chest pain is possible and can be caused by heart or lung damage. Shortness of breath may occur. Breathing may get rapid, slow, deep, or shallow.
  • Abdominal pain, nausea, vomiting, and diarrhea are possible. Vomiting blood, or blood in bowel movements, can be life-threatening.
  • Specific drugs can damage specific organs, depending on the drug.

Sweetheart, it’s not pretty. Death is never pretty. It hurts. It hurts you. It hurts the people around you. it’s not the answer. I know it’s very tempting because it’ll be the be all end all of things but what the fuck does that prove? It just proves that everything must ends. It doesn’t prove that you are deserving of happiness and recovery. You are deserving of waking up and be happy with yourself. It doesn’t do anything but hurt a whole fucking lot. So please, talk to us. Let us help you. Let us give you guidance to seeking professional health. 

At this point, we can’t do more than advise you and give you a few tips. You have to be willing to save yourself. You have to allow yourself that. 


reblog if your vagina glows in the dark

© fay